Okay, if you thought the tanning bed incident was bad (scroll down a couple of days) then you have to hear how my dentist appointment went today.
1st - I get there 20 minutes early and wait for 50 minutes before my name is called
2nd - Of course I had a cavity! AAGH. You know those people who say "Well I've never had a cavity...I'm perfect"...yeah well I say shut up. I always have a cavity
3rd - I could hear the receptionist talking about patients behind their back after they left. So I'm left to wonder if she'll do the same when I leave.
4th - He gave me 4 shots in my mouth to get me numb and it didn't work. I felt the drilling so I told him. He gave me three more shots and then went to the bathroom.
5th - The dentist didn't come back for 30 minutes. By that time, my mouth wasn't numb anymore, so he had to give me 4 more shots to renumb it. AAAGHHH!
6th - The poor guy didn't eat anything all day, I could hear his belly growling just inches from my head.
7th - He decided to "disinfect" the inside of my cavity with some sort of bleach. It smelt like the bleach I wash my clothes with.
8th - He spilt 3-4 drops of bleach in my mouth. Before I could react, my throat was on fire. Unfortunately, he was in the middle of something important with my cavity, so I didn't get to rinse for about 15 minutes.
9th - When it was all finished, I sat up in my chair and it was completely dark outside
10th - The place had been closed for over an hour by the time I left.
Last - It was a 4 hour appointment for a stupid cavity.
I have a super numb lip still (it's been about 3 hours since my appointment). I guess it's understandable since I got shot 10 times!!! And, my throat is still recovering from having bleach poured down it.
But, he was a very nice man and for some reason......I will go back and see him next time I need a check up. :)
Monday, November 5, 2007
Top 10 Stresses in my life today
1. Preparing my drill team for competition season
2. Getting ready to open the new dance studio
3. My stupid lab puppy that fights with my 2 year old daughter
4. We all have the flu today
5. My mom is getting a divorce from her husband
6. My house isn't worth what we owe...and I want to move now!
7. It's getting cold outside and I hate it!
8. My good friend is out of a job, cell phone, and living off of my tax dollar. Hope she gets on her feet soon!
9. Grandparents are getting old...I don't want them to die
10. And of course....MONEY!
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Held hostage by the tanning bed
Okay...
So today I went for my usual weekly check up at the local tanning bed. Everything was normal, exept for the boy standing behind the teenage girl at the counter. I didn't think anything of it and I went about my usual routine. I paid, went in my room, locked the door, got undressed and put my tanning lotion on.
So I lay down and turn the music on. I always go for 20 minutes and I can usually sense that the lights are going to turn off. Well, about 18 minutes into it, I start to feel the heat. I'm thinking that it's going to turn off any second so I don't get out or turn on the fan...because it's going to end soon right? WRONG! I sat in there for another 3-4 minutes before turning on the fans....another couple of minutes go by and the tanning bed is still on, so I lift up the top and lay there waiting for it to end. It doesn't. So I wait another couple of minutes before I finally got off of the bed to check the time on my phone.
I had been in there for 32 minutes!!! What in the hell had happened?
So I get dressed and walk to the front counter....guess what? Nobody is there but you know what is there? A moaning sound coming from the back office. I listen closer and ......yep! She's having sex with her boyfriend. She set the timer extra long so that I wouldn't come out and catch them doing the dirty!
So now I am fried like a chicken...but hey, I have a good story right?
So today I went for my usual weekly check up at the local tanning bed. Everything was normal, exept for the boy standing behind the teenage girl at the counter. I didn't think anything of it and I went about my usual routine. I paid, went in my room, locked the door, got undressed and put my tanning lotion on.
So I lay down and turn the music on. I always go for 20 minutes and I can usually sense that the lights are going to turn off. Well, about 18 minutes into it, I start to feel the heat. I'm thinking that it's going to turn off any second so I don't get out or turn on the fan...because it's going to end soon right? WRONG! I sat in there for another 3-4 minutes before turning on the fans....another couple of minutes go by and the tanning bed is still on, so I lift up the top and lay there waiting for it to end. It doesn't. So I wait another couple of minutes before I finally got off of the bed to check the time on my phone.
I had been in there for 32 minutes!!! What in the hell had happened?
So I get dressed and walk to the front counter....guess what? Nobody is there but you know what is there? A moaning sound coming from the back office. I listen closer and ......yep! She's having sex with her boyfriend. She set the timer extra long so that I wouldn't come out and catch them doing the dirty!
So now I am fried like a chicken...but hey, I have a good story right?
My boring blog
Okay...so I still don't have a camera so my blog is so full of words and no pics. I am terribly sorry, but the dance studio has been taking all of my money and time so I can't possibly find the time or the money to buy one.
Anyway, I went and researched a couple of places to lease for my adult only dance studio and it was kind of disappointing. If it wasn't expensive, it was a bad location...if it was a good location, it was super expensive.
So, right now we're thinking of either selling the house and building one with a studio in the basement, or continuing the search for the perfect building to lease. I know that I need to take that leap, but I am very scared for myself and my family.
Does anyone have any advice for me?
Anyway, I went and researched a couple of places to lease for my adult only dance studio and it was kind of disappointing. If it wasn't expensive, it was a bad location...if it was a good location, it was super expensive.
So, right now we're thinking of either selling the house and building one with a studio in the basement, or continuing the search for the perfect building to lease. I know that I need to take that leap, but I am very scared for myself and my family.
Does anyone have any advice for me?
Monday, October 22, 2007
Give me a comment! (please)
Okay, so I have been writing in my blog for almost 5 months now, and I have yet to get a comment. So, if you're reading this, please hit the comment box and say "Hey I ready your crumy blog".
Thanks!
Anyway, business is booming and I am getting some new ideas for next year. Right now, my dance studio resides in a private Catholic High School. I have a dance class called cardio cabaret and the principal of the school thinks the title alone is a litte riska'.
But, the class that I really want to offer will never fly! Guess what it is? Pilates...nope. Aerobics...no no no. Tap...absolultly not! It is.....POLE DANCING!!!! I know right...you would totally attend except for that little thing called your morals. Don't worry, it will be very tasteful. I will be teaching and I have no stripper experience.
I'm getting a pole installed in my home this week so I can brush up on my skills. I don't know where to put it because it might become quite the conversation piece.
Anyway, this is my dream....open a brand new dance stuio in a prime location (close proximity to a Wal-Mart) and totally help all of the mormon housewives feel naughty while still getting their exercise.
The family is great, friends are still weird. Let me tell you that I pick some interesting friends. I won't go into it because they might read my blog someday and I will feel very very bad.
Oh yeah! Our sewer line got clogged today and all of our dish water, bath water and yes...our shit (excuse my french) was coming up through the bathtub drain. It was very very nasty, but the drain company came out and did their thing...and now all is well in the Burroughs household.
How was that for inspirational?
Thanks!
Anyway, business is booming and I am getting some new ideas for next year. Right now, my dance studio resides in a private Catholic High School. I have a dance class called cardio cabaret and the principal of the school thinks the title alone is a litte riska'.
But, the class that I really want to offer will never fly! Guess what it is? Pilates...nope. Aerobics...no no no. Tap...absolultly not! It is.....POLE DANCING!!!! I know right...you would totally attend except for that little thing called your morals. Don't worry, it will be very tasteful. I will be teaching and I have no stripper experience.
I'm getting a pole installed in my home this week so I can brush up on my skills. I don't know where to put it because it might become quite the conversation piece.
Anyway, this is my dream....open a brand new dance stuio in a prime location (close proximity to a Wal-Mart) and totally help all of the mormon housewives feel naughty while still getting their exercise.
The family is great, friends are still weird. Let me tell you that I pick some interesting friends. I won't go into it because they might read my blog someday and I will feel very very bad.
Oh yeah! Our sewer line got clogged today and all of our dish water, bath water and yes...our shit (excuse my french) was coming up through the bathtub drain. It was very very nasty, but the drain company came out and did their thing...and now all is well in the Burroughs household.
How was that for inspirational?
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Trying to get pregnant
The last time my husband and I decided to get pregnant, we had "intercourse" once without protection. Then, we chickened out and used protection the next time we "did it".
Well, we're ready to get pregnant again. We started "trying" just days before he left to go hunting (2 weeks ago). Well, I'm starting to be super sensitive to smells, my asthma has come back, and I feel bloated all the time....oh and my face is filled with acne.
I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant. If I am, it will be the last child I have (intentionally). So I want to do all the things I never got to do with my other pregnancies. I would like to not tell anyone that I am pregnant until I am at least 3 months along (except for my husband)...I don't know why, I guess it would make me feel like a celebrity with my entire family on bump watch. I would also like to get 3D ultrasound and possibly even have a natural childbirth. I also want to go into labor naturally. I always get started with pectosin. This time, I want the drama of water breaking, grabbing our bags, speeding to the hospital...and all that.
The only thing I'm not sure about is the natural labor thing. My friend K. did it for 8 hours and it looked very painful. She was 3 weeks overdue ( I know, I know....but she is raised in a weird household where it's okay to let your baby poop inside the woomb and swallow it....therefore, risking it's life)...so anyway, the baby was too big to come out so they did a c-section. I have never had a c-section and I never will.
I don't understand the whole "opting for a c-section". I guess that women don't want their vagina being stretched out...they would rather have an ugly scar on their belly....and yes, it is ugly. Every c-section scar that I have seen makes the womans lower stomach fat go to un-normal places. So, if you can have a vaginal birth, you should. Let nature do its thing....babies aren't meant to be cut from you. It remindes me of Charles Manson.
So anyway...there's my two bits for the day. Wish me luck on baby making!
Well, we're ready to get pregnant again. We started "trying" just days before he left to go hunting (2 weeks ago). Well, I'm starting to be super sensitive to smells, my asthma has come back, and I feel bloated all the time....oh and my face is filled with acne.
I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant. If I am, it will be the last child I have (intentionally). So I want to do all the things I never got to do with my other pregnancies. I would like to not tell anyone that I am pregnant until I am at least 3 months along (except for my husband)...I don't know why, I guess it would make me feel like a celebrity with my entire family on bump watch. I would also like to get 3D ultrasound and possibly even have a natural childbirth. I also want to go into labor naturally. I always get started with pectosin. This time, I want the drama of water breaking, grabbing our bags, speeding to the hospital...and all that.
The only thing I'm not sure about is the natural labor thing. My friend K. did it for 8 hours and it looked very painful. She was 3 weeks overdue ( I know, I know....but she is raised in a weird household where it's okay to let your baby poop inside the woomb and swallow it....therefore, risking it's life)...so anyway, the baby was too big to come out so they did a c-section. I have never had a c-section and I never will.
I don't understand the whole "opting for a c-section". I guess that women don't want their vagina being stretched out...they would rather have an ugly scar on their belly....and yes, it is ugly. Every c-section scar that I have seen makes the womans lower stomach fat go to un-normal places. So, if you can have a vaginal birth, you should. Let nature do its thing....babies aren't meant to be cut from you. It remindes me of Charles Manson.
So anyway...there's my two bits for the day. Wish me luck on baby making!
Monday, October 1, 2007
Mr Hot finally came home
Mr Hot, my husband, came home early yesterday from his week long hunting trip. I was so glad to see him. Teenie E. was driving me crazy and basically, I just missed my other half.
He shot his deer and it is the biggest one that anyone in his family has shot. It was a very wide 4 point (4 on each side). When they took the meat from the deer, they hung it upside down and filled its' guts with water to help the blood and groseness drain out it's mouth and nose. Well, the deer had a cold or something. All the water that they put into the deer never came out. He was congested so everything went down to his face and made it extremely swollen. The taxidermist said that it was the most disgusting thing he has ever had to work on.
Anyway, so we went to my brother in laws house last night to get his deer and take it to the taxidermist. I stayed behind at his brothers house to hang out with his wife and let Teenie E. play with her cousins. I have never really cared for my sister in law....but after hanging out with her for 4 hours, I decided that she wasn't so bad. In fact, she and I are going to go together to a family trip in Park City to stay in a cabin and go see a play. I know.....it's very grown up of me right?
Anyway...that's all for today.
Here's my positive and negative of being a birth mother. By the way, I gave birth to my birth son over 7 years ago.
Positive: I was able to date freely. I could pretty much date anyone I wanted because I wasn't tied down with a baby and baby daddy drama. When I say I could date anybody, I mean that I could date anybody who was okay with a few stretch marks :)
Negative: My babies birth father and I have a bond because we had a child together. Unfortunately, we never talk because there isn't really a baby present that forces us to see each other. It's kind of sad because we do have that bond....but each of us must ignore that bond and move on with our lives.
He shot his deer and it is the biggest one that anyone in his family has shot. It was a very wide 4 point (4 on each side). When they took the meat from the deer, they hung it upside down and filled its' guts with water to help the blood and groseness drain out it's mouth and nose. Well, the deer had a cold or something. All the water that they put into the deer never came out. He was congested so everything went down to his face and made it extremely swollen. The taxidermist said that it was the most disgusting thing he has ever had to work on.
Anyway, so we went to my brother in laws house last night to get his deer and take it to the taxidermist. I stayed behind at his brothers house to hang out with his wife and let Teenie E. play with her cousins. I have never really cared for my sister in law....but after hanging out with her for 4 hours, I decided that she wasn't so bad. In fact, she and I are going to go together to a family trip in Park City to stay in a cabin and go see a play. I know.....it's very grown up of me right?
Anyway...that's all for today.
Here's my positive and negative of being a birth mother. By the way, I gave birth to my birth son over 7 years ago.
Positive: I was able to date freely. I could pretty much date anyone I wanted because I wasn't tied down with a baby and baby daddy drama. When I say I could date anybody, I mean that I could date anybody who was okay with a few stretch marks :)
Negative: My babies birth father and I have a bond because we had a child together. Unfortunately, we never talk because there isn't really a baby present that forces us to see each other. It's kind of sad because we do have that bond....but each of us must ignore that bond and move on with our lives.
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