I say NO to black Friday

1. Wake up at 3:30am
2. Must get ready to outlook other crazy wives
3. Drive to best friends house to meet
4. Afterwhich, we drive to best friends mothers house to meet
5. Drive the Wal-Mart Parking lot looking for best friends mothers sister
6. Everybody pile into best friends mothers sisters car to stay warm and look at ads
7. half hour to go....must go stand by front doors
8. Breathing cold air, smelling someones fart
9. Trample over old lady in walker and the poor sucker who's wife trampled over him and took off.
10. Run for the electronics
11. Only five 52" plasma screen t.v.'s in stock and I didn't get there in time
12. Settle for the I-pod on sale ($20 off)
13. I pod out of stock
14. Wander around store for anything of value
15. Find fleece blanket, good deal on towels, hand vacuum, and quesidila maker in red.
16. Walk to register with my 4 items
17. Find a line of 35 or so people.
18. Wait behind someone who got the beloved plasma television
19. Two hours later I check out
20. Can't find the car
21. Found the car
22. Doors are froze shut
23. Pull Hard
24. Pull Harder
25. Break Handle
26. Call husband (6am)
27. Go home and drop while husband works on car.
28. Saved less than $100

I don't do this crap. I feel sorry for those of you who do. Be thinking of me in bed, warm, refreshed, with a little less money in my pocket. I think I'll take that trade.

Happy Shopping!