Dance Dance Dance

Nobody understands me....so I will tell you about my dance addiction.
I love to dance!

1. If I go a week without clubbing, I go crazy
2. I can not go a day without getting on my pole
3. I will do pirouettes until I throw up
4. I sit in front of my t.v. in my splits (can't waist time)
5. Constantly looking on youtube.com for dance videos
6. Is there a chicken soup for the dancers soul?
7. I have the word "dance" tattooed to my foot
8. I love to watch "So you think you can dance".
9. I scuz girls off in the club who only know how to do one thing: Shake their bum in guys crotches.
10. My husband doesn't understand me....It might end up causing a divorce.